COLD IS A RELATIVE THING65 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Nebraska plant gardens.
60 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Nebraska sunbathe.
50 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Nebraska drive with the windows down.
40 above zero: Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Nebraska throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Nebraska have the last cookout before it gets cold (I've seen guys shopping in grocery stores wearing Tee shirts, Bermuda shorts and flip flops)
20 above Zero: People in Miami all die.
Nebraskans close the windows.
Zero: Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Nebraska get out their winter coats.
10 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Nebraska are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Nebraska let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Nebraskans get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile.
40 below zero : ALL atomic motion stops .
People in Nebraska start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'
50 below zero: Hell freezes over.
Nebraska public schools will open 2 hours late.
(Yep, I'm from Nebraska and can vouch that most of these are TRUE sayings!!! -- especially the last one)
1 comment:
What can I say besides I am oh so glad that I live in North Carolina! Afraid I could not handle the cold weather there in Nebraska. Mostly due to a poor immune system.
BTW thanks for the laugh. Seems that all of this sounds so true.
Have a great weekend.
Nana Net
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